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Jeremy \"JD\" Doyle was an Australian wheelchair basketball player. He became paraplegic due to being run over by a truck and competed in the 2009 Paralympic World Cup and the 2010 World Championship. He died of cancer in 2011 at the age of 28.
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Buri Ram station, 1st class station is the main railway station in Buriram Province located on the northern side of the city of Buriram.
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