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{"type":"standard","title":"Impermanence (Buddhism)","displaytitle":"Impermanence (Buddhism)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q129261421","titles":{"canonical":"Impermanence_(Buddhism)","normalized":"Impermanence (Buddhism)","display":"Impermanence (Buddhism)"},"pageid":56462549,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/74/Buddhist_Wheel_of_Life.jpg/330px-Buddhist_Wheel_of_Life.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/74/Buddhist_Wheel_of_Life.jpg","width":3247,"height":2435},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1261409421","tid":"f88d2a7a-b360-11ef-a5c9-0656b97193ac","timestamp":"2024-12-05T23:30:54Z","description":"Doctrine of Buddhism","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impermanence_(Buddhism)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impermanence_(Buddhism)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impermanence_(Buddhism)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Impermanence_(Buddhism)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impermanence_(Buddhism)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Impermanence_(Buddhism)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impermanence_(Buddhism)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Impermanence_(Buddhism)"}},"extract":"Impermanence, called anicca (Pāli) or anitya (Sanskrit), appears extensively in the Pali Canon as one of the essential doctrines of Buddhism. The doctrine asserts that all of conditioned existence, without exception, is \"transient, evanescent, inconstant\".","extract_html":"
Impermanence, called anicca (Pāli) or anitya (Sanskrit), appears extensively in the Pali Canon as one of the essential doctrines of Buddhism. The doctrine asserts that all of conditioned existence, without exception, is \"transient, evanescent, inconstant\".
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