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{"fact":"Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.","length":68}
{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
{"fact":"Cat bites are more likely to become infected than dog bites.","length":60}
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{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
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Adam Thomson is a New Zealand rugby union player. He represented the New Zealand All Blacks between 2008 and 2012, playing a total of 29 tests including two during the victorious 2011 Rugby World Cup campaign. He played for the Melbourne Rebels in 2016, having also played Super Rugby with the Queensland Reds (2015) and Highlanders (2006-2012). He has also represented the Canon Eagles in Japan's Top League and New Zealand province Otago.
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