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Doll Man is a superhero first appearing in American comic books from the Golden Age of Comics, originally published by Quality Comics and currently part of the DC Comics universe of characters. Doll Man was created by cartoonist Will Eisner and first appeared in a four-page story entitled \"Meet the Doll Man\" in Feature Comics #27. He was Quality's first super-powered character.
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